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Getting high on learning, in highschool

Most interesting part about Mr. Hudson's class. He let us write curse words in our blogs and writing assignments. The hardest part about Miss Hubbard's class was all of those dreadful midweeks, I can't say I didn't learn anything though. Because that is the only thing we did in her class, is learn new and exciting things. Things I learned in Mrs. Hudsin's class or improved on. Well I sure did do a greatest jobs in the grammar department. Oh and sentence structure I definitely bombed that. I used commas,,,, and dashes@@@ and periods ???? and numbers, ABCDEFG. Best thing about Hoosdsin as a teacher. She is very smart, funny and death, death, and death. Did I mention she likes death. More death. Hold the phone she loves death, death and more death. Things Miss. Heboard could do for future classes. Let students bring rotten food to class. Who doesn't like rotten food? Oh and let students smoke, drink beer, and do heroine. But that is a bit to ask for. So lets just s...

One crappy will for some lucky junior.

(Setting) in some law office where the dust is thick and the lights are dim. Lawyer says "this brings us to our last item. and please forgive the language used in Mr. Lundell's will. I'm simply reading it as it was written." "And to my friend, One lucky junior. I leave my 1972 Grand number two pencil. On the conditions that you don't chop off the top eraser like a damn nerd. Don't paint any flames on it like some white-trash hillbilly and don't wrap tape around it like some unforgiving turd. It just looks like hell. If you can refrain from doing that, it's yours." "Soft music in the back ground." Everyone wants a Grand number two pencil, gently as the wind blows. Laying in the sun, in a place called Rio. Everyone wants a Grand number two pencil. Softly say, it's ok. Grand number two pencil. She is gone away.   

Advice for Juniors

You want some advice, grow up, you guys are not in 6th grade act your age. Oh and don't pick on a kid until he flips the hell out. Yeah you know who I am talking about. There is some damn advice. Here is something fun to do, your homework. Don't you people want to have future or a life with a real job. Working at McDonald's and living in a trailer park is not a successful life to live. You dumbasses think vaping is cool. It is not, electronic cigarettes were created to stop chain smoking. It's not a new way of smoking it is a tool to stop smoking, just like nicotine gum. Duh!

New Room

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It is time to remodel and I mean let's start knocking down some walls. We are going all out with this crazy project. First lets go buy a bunch of useless crap that is unrelated to the project. Then after all the stores have closed for the night realize, "oh I forgot nails, glue, wood timbers and more important things." Once you finally get on track, the most dreaded thing happens. You loss the blueprints or instruction manual. Cursing at the big mess you made out of your house, you give up and end up calling someone else to finish the construction. Twenty six hundred dollars later your dream broom closet is finally finished.

Scary Monsters

When I was little I was terrified of E.T. My brother loved E.T., he had the movie, all of the memorabilia and a little robot doll. The part in the movie where he is hiding in the closet among all the stuffed animals, scared the crap out of me. I used to think he was hiding in my closet ready to jump out and attack me or something. There was another part in the movie that really grossed me out. It is when E.T. runs away and falls into a creek. When they finding him, he is like a pasty white and his heart is pounding red. Also my brother would chase me with the robot E.T. until I would start crying.  

Geek

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I used to be very passionate about trains when I was little but, I have kind of grown out of that stage and now I just want to build cool stuff. I tend to get on youtube a lot and look at stuff other people have made. Then I try and figure out how they did it, and what machines did they use to build it. Probably the coolest machine I have is a drill press. That machine can do so many things, I can drill any size hole, in just about any kind of material. It is great for building very small things because of it's precision guided setup. Plus it has a depth stop so I can do milling and sanding with different attachments. Every time I use my drill press I feel like I am driving a yacht or something because of the big spinning handle on the side.

talking to yourself

This is going to be a terrible blog enjoy. If I saw my future self, I think I would ask him very odd questions. Like what car do I drive, where do I live, and what do I buy at the grocery store. I would just confuse my future self. Or would I? What if my future self already knew what I was going to ask. I really do not know how well that would work. Maybe I would just end up confusing myself before I would confuse my future self. But if I was confused would my future self also be confused. Asking all these questions is just to much for me to handle. I should just ask my future self, only if this was possible. But it is not. Or is it?

A evil Villain's day off

I think if a evil Villain took the day off, he would go on blogger and mess with everyone's posts. He would delete things and add a bunch of letters and numbers. thfe jkdfn dkrsd uwej uedyu wmf,.ybkt cde mdi5 82 3838 n983nv, n89 nu49en 9 3uerlskerkdjkroxmfo jr9e37 8574 76347djdk, 659 dfik5uc fj48df jfjfjgh hgk dfkgf ortor tofdjk ofjer9 vg94i 9tm, l 845u48m bt89uit 9ir5u4bu ter9 9terub9 r4u9 4u9 4r9e fjeofj eiru fdfisd hrweirei vnj iertj ritrlg mfm, 68u 894u. 8trtu r8trgtjgf jkgfkg, fjkgfkjt9 ehjfi ddhwh qw uqw gqtr qerq ewyd eifju. ier utrior ei9fru r893 4478 39. rudif d9f er9  ueitru t de9 fru d rie ru 48 947e  9ru e9r reidfd ifd rjei. dfjd fisd dfisdj  fei fdi ri3, 49frfr  udi we 89384 y68r8 wey frj dei rfjdw w eow w8 38r dfg f df ig.