Dear Child
When I have a kid, I would probably treat him or her the way my parents treated me. First I would cuss it out, slam it's face against a wall and then for the grand finale chuck it out the window of the hospital. Haha haha I'm just kidding but I bet I had you going there for a second. I would truly care and love my child. Giving him or her a fun surroundings to grow up in so they become a well round person, full of live and creativity. (My parents did not actually do any of those crazy things, I just wanted to make a morbid joke)