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Getting high on learning, in highschool

Most interesting part about Mr. Hudson's class. He let us write curse words in our blogs and writing assignments. The hardest part about Miss Hubbard's class was all of those dreadful midweeks, I can't say I didn't learn anything though. Because that is the only thing we did in her class, is learn new and exciting things. Things I learned in Mrs. Hudsin's class or improved on. Well I sure did do a greatest jobs in the grammar department. Oh and sentence structure I definitely bombed that. I used commas,,,, and dashes@@@ and periods ???? and numbers, ABCDEFG. Best thing about Hoosdsin as a teacher. She is very smart, funny and death, death, and death. Did I mention she likes death. More death. Hold the phone she loves death, death and more death. Things Miss. Heboard could do for future classes. Let students bring rotten food to class. Who doesn't like rotten food? Oh and let students smoke, drink beer, and do heroine. But that is a bit to ask for. So lets just s...

One crappy will for some lucky junior.

(Setting) in some law office where the dust is thick and the lights are dim. Lawyer says "this brings us to our last item. and please forgive the language used in Mr. Lundell's will. I'm simply reading it as it was written." "And to my friend, One lucky junior. I leave my 1972 Grand number two pencil. On the conditions that you don't chop off the top eraser like a damn nerd. Don't paint any flames on it like some white-trash hillbilly and don't wrap tape around it like some unforgiving turd. It just looks like hell. If you can refrain from doing that, it's yours." "Soft music in the back ground." Everyone wants a Grand number two pencil, gently as the wind blows. Laying in the sun, in a place called Rio. Everyone wants a Grand number two pencil. Softly say, it's ok. Grand number two pencil. She is gone away.   

Advice for Juniors

You want some advice, grow up, you guys are not in 6th grade act your age. Oh and don't pick on a kid until he flips the hell out. Yeah you know who I am talking about. There is some damn advice. Here is something fun to do, your homework. Don't you people want to have future or a life with a real job. Working at McDonald's and living in a trailer park is not a successful life to live. You dumbasses think vaping is cool. It is not, electronic cigarettes were created to stop chain smoking. It's not a new way of smoking it is a tool to stop smoking, just like nicotine gum. Duh!