Creative writing with Mr. Hudsin

"What the heck is this envelope doing in my locker." I opened it up and there was nothing inside just a little battery with a wire taped to both sides. Oh Crap! That battery is going to (but before I could finish) the battery expanded into a ball shape and popped like a pimple. Throwing bits of metal everywhere. The hall monitors went nuts! "TIMOTHY what the hell are you doing" screamed Mr. Burris. I didn't know what to do or say so I took off running from the scene. Before I knew it I was outside of the school standing in the parking lot. A light grey limo with thick tinted windows pulled up beside me. The door was thrown up and a man in a white suit said with a laugh "April Fools, gotcha!" The door closed with a loud thud and the limo was gone. I stood there thinking to myself "what just happened."

My family has a ton of traditions that everyone has to follow or my mother becomes very angry. My mom always has to prepare the house for thanksgiving. She goes into cleaning mode like it is spring time or something. First she demands dad and I to power wash the outside of the house and rake up any leaves that were left behind from fall. Then we have to clean the windows and shine the door knobs. after outside work is done, then it is on to inside work. Polish the fine silverware, wax the wood floors and dust all of the curved crown molding so the wood work of the home looks nice (as mom always preaches). Then after all of the cleaning and dusting and putting away things. It is time to invite the guests for Thanksgiving. "Do you know what I am thankful for? That I am finished cleaning the damn house!"

Guide for small talk The best advice to give a person. (Is that if the coffee maker doesn't make hot chocolate then the only answer is that it is just a coffee maker.) My favorite advice to give is... (Sometimes a fish has to swim to get food but since the fish is food, it's OK to stay in on place.) If someone is sad just tell them this one... (It's going to be OK because I got your doctor on speed dial if you get hurt.) If anyone is angry about something tell them this... (If the fat kid -Boston- wants a Chocolate bar give him an apple instead.) If you don't know what to say, a safe sentence is... (Hell is a place where satin lives,  -person's name-  should visit him.) I am very good at small talk, I use this guide all of the time. It is so helpful.

If I could create a sport. I would probably make the rules absolutely impossible to understand. I also would give it a crazy name that has no meaning to the sport. The name:  Shout Happy It Tag, also known as SHIT. Rules The game must be played with six people, to a three person team of only nine to twelve appoints. Each member must wear the other teams footwear to make sure there are no cheaters. If any kind of person is eating a sandwich the tie goes to the other teams sponsor.  Arena layout Each quadrant of the playing field must be of ethnic descent to the other grass type. If a dust bowl was to happen, the ball or disk goes to the tornado for a touchdown or known as a Launch. But if the other team takes the golf ball also known as Cat. Then the yellow rope get repainted gold. How to score a point The player that guards the cardboard box of breakables must take that horse shoe and tie it to the nearest post to win. If the sixth player of the opposite team gets ...

The scariest monster that I know of is Big Business. This may sound dumb or stupid but when your Internet provider says "hey pal we are cutting out most of the apps you use because we need more money and if you don't pay up soon, you will have nothing." Big Business compared to Frankenstein? Big Business is way worse. If there would be a sport for monsters. It would be the Internet providers trying to sell you the best package of apps. I could see it now, The Spirit guy saying "how many apps does Verizon offer you because we will offer more!" It would be a sick twisted world. 

My favorite movie of all time is Mrs. Doubtfire. From the crazy acting of Robin Williams and the realistic custom with the plot of the story was an absolutely amazing. Even though Mrs. Doubtfire was not a real person. I so wanted her to be my grandma. She was so sweet, considerate, and kind. The best part of the movie is when the Mrs. Sellner goes to Daniel Hillard's apartment and Daniel is still dressed as Doubtfire so he makes up this huge back story. Then he loses his mask and has to find a new mask and make tea.