Creative writing with Mr. Hudsin

If I had the answers to life in a book, I wouldn't open it because I really wouldn't want to see what it had to say. It would be just to must for me to handle so I would probably treat it like the game of Jumanji. Put it in a chest and bury it under some shoe factory. Then I would hope that some screwed up kid in the next century would dig it up. So then the book with the answers to life can be his problem and not mine. If I couldn't find a shoe factory to bury this book, then I would donate it to a library. But the Jumanji idea would be a lot cooler. 

When I doodle I tend to go crazy with it sometimes. Like I would be drawing a car but then the car would have a flat tire or something dumb But probably the weirdest doodles I draw is the cartoon family reunion. My cartoon family reunion is drawings depicting a ugly family and all of their crazy shenanigans they do. I say family reunion because the people have the same eye and face structure in the doodle. Some of the people are more hideous than others but they will always have a connection to the previous one. Each family member has a name and a silly obstacle that they can never get over. The running joke of my cartoon family is the parents from family circus (the newspaper cartoon) kept having children and soon the kids started to intermingle. Which caused the never ending family chain of scary looking people. Today I still add funny new kids to the family in my homework assignments.      

Not til 2020

Probably the craziest excuse I have ever made up was, that our dog jumped over the backyard fence. What really happened that day was I left the gate open to the backyard and Bandit our dog took off to the park. My Dad was extremely mad that he had to go catch him and he asked me "did you leave the gate opened!?" I of course lied and said "no I closed the gate, Bandit jumped over the fence." He was like "are you sure he jumped over the fence, that fence is four feet high." I said "he did." He then walked away in disbelieve that the dog jumped over the fence. My crazy excuse worked.

When I look at that picture it makes me think of the good old times. When cars moved slowly and kids ate candy. Ha ha ha I am just kidding. But the sad part is, that some people would look at this picture and pretend in their mind, that they actually see something. It is not that they see images from the picture. It is that they are connecting those images to events in their life. So they say crap like I see my grandma in this picture but in all reality they are still looking at a distorted picture of nothing.