Week 11

If I could create a sport. I would probably make the rules absolutely impossible to understand. I also would give it a crazy name that has no meaning to the sport.

The name:  Shout Happy It Tag, also known as SHIT.


Rules
The game must be played with six people, to a three person team of only nine to twelve appoints. Each member must wear the other teams footwear to make sure there are no cheaters. If any kind of person is eating a sandwich the tie goes to the other teams sponsor. 

Arena layout
Each quadrant of the playing field must be of ethnic descent to the other grass type. If a dust bowl was to happen, the ball or disk goes to the tornado for a touchdown or known as a Launch. But if the other team takes the golf ball also known as Cat. Then the yellow rope get repainted gold.

How to score a point
The player that guards the cardboard box of breakables must take that horse shoe and tie it to the nearest post to win. If the sixth player of the opposite team gets the gold rope then the cardboard box is not in play. No arm movements can be scored. If three of the two teams makes a glass vase throw, to the other twenty players the game is stopped for rain call.

Amount of points it takes to win
First, the ball or disk must land in the sponsor's car to make the game begin, but if nobody can thread the needle the winners have to drink the Red Kool-aid. To score points 6,543 golf balls have to be stacked in shapes of two so the box guy can get 83 arm waves. If (IT) gets the bowling ball by the end of the game no points are scored.           

Comments

  1. AnonymousDecember 6, 2017 at 1:01 PM

    when is this going to come out in to the public

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