Week 14

"What the heck is this envelope doing in my locker." I opened it up and there was nothing inside just a little battery with a wire taped to both sides. Oh Crap! That battery is going to (but before I could finish) the battery expanded into a ball shape and popped like a pimple. Throwing bits of metal everywhere. The hall monitors went nuts! "TIMOTHY what the hell are you doing" screamed Mr. Burris. I didn't know what to do or say so I took off running from the scene. Before I knew it I was outside of the school standing in the parking lot. A light grey limo with thick tinted windows pulled up beside me. The door was thrown up and a man in a white suit said with a laugh "April Fools, gotcha!" The door closed with a loud thud and the limo was gone. I stood there thinking to myself "what just happened."

Comments

  1. bostonNovember 21, 2017 at 9:32 AM

    Well maybe you should give a crap yah hippie

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  2. timothyNovember 27, 2017 at 1:07 PM

    or else what I will fail English like you did.

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  3. bostonNovember 28, 2017 at 9:30 AM

    Actually I failed half a year but now and last year, I've had an A or B+

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  4. Rhymes and RelicsDecember 6, 2017 at 9:22 AM

    This made me laugh out loud. I think your blogs are one of my favorites to read.

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  5. AnonymousDecember 6, 2017 at 12:50 PM

    I can't wait for the blog

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  6. UnknownDecember 15, 2017 at 5:50 PM

    Unexpected plot twist

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  7. ShaniaDecember 15, 2017 at 11:08 PM

    I feel like this is a dream you had at some point and you made it into the blog.

    ReplyDelete

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